What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

that wall over there ->

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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