- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

404 Error: Joke not found

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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