- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

you give like i give lomain

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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