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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Shea's sty....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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