Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What? Why?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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