- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

a man walked into a bar....

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

I named my son ps2 controller

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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