- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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