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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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