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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

which one is easiest

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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