- Anti Joke

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!