Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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bangers and mash?

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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