Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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