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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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