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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What is life? Paul.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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