- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

it's funny because it's funny

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Faithful men.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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