- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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