- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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