My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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