What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

-knock knock! -doors open

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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