Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Stealth baseballs record

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

knock knock go away!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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