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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

-knock knock! -doors open

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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