A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you play piano? No

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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