- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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