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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

it's funny because it's funny

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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