What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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