- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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