In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your life

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I was watching Fox news.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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