- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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