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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Haha, I get it..

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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