Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Atheism

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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8--------------------- penis

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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