- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

The dewey decimal system

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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