who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Penis chickens

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Amazing

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Anti Joke

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