What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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