Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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