- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Moral

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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