- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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