what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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