What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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