- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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