Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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