- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

. . I am a whale

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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