- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's blue? The sky.

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