- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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