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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

can you pass the soap?

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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