- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Velcro. What a rip off.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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