- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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