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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What? Why?

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What? Why?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!