- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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