- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

AIDS.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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