What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What? Huh?

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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