a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Do the roar!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

People...

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Women's rights.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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