- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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