The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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VAL SUCKS

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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