- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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