Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

your face is kinda funny

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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