- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

AIDS.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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