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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Wolfjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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