Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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i had sex.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Terry has ebola

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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