Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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