- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

i like it in the mouth

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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