Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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