What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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