Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Do you play piano? No

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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