Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Women's Rights.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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this is stupid .... yep

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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