- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats funnier than 24? 25

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Justin beiber..

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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