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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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whats polish and black a polish black person

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.