Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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