a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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punchline below punchline above

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Neither have I

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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