- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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