- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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whats brown and booky a book.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did Delaware? A coat.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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