Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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