An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

justin littleton being sucessful

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Abortion.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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